its so hilarious when straight men can’t think of an insult for lesbians that doesn’t boil down to “I don’t want to fuck you”
buddy have I got some news for you
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
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i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
when straight people talk to gays
BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.
REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE