Pawn and Porn sound exactly the same in an Australian accent, and it causes some problems.
  • Mally: I wish I was a porn star.
  • Me: Oh, do you? Um, what do you think porn stars do?
  • Mally: Well I would own my own shop and people could bring in their stuff and they could sell it to me, and I will sell it to other people for more money! I'd be the best porn star.
  • Me: OH. Oh, okay, that sounds great. But only the show is called Pawn Stars. If you worked in a pawn shop you would be a pawnbroker.
  • Mally: Oh. So we don't call them porn stars?
  • Me: No, sweetie. We don't call them porn stars.
How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)

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theebuffbaker:

queenofthecroutons:

nebraskaswole:

Wellp in ready for fall

theebuffbaker

My season!

(Source: pythonprincen)

My counter argument to that,” she said, “is you can’t force gender on to a child. You can force the wrong gender on to them. Being a boy was the wrong gender for her and she very clearly acted out against that. My oldest son identifies as a boy and I couldn’t make him a girl, no matter how hard I tried to.
Find HER. Find a thousand reasons why you should stay. Find a million different ways to show her you love her. And never let her go to sleep sad.
Once you find her, keep her safe. (via aprilbrown33)

(Source: hereshestands)

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

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