someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
(Source: skinnyyyboness, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
(via c-0-ld)
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
(via thestoryso-near)
Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?
i’m getting more gay
